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david sutherland muir Comment by david sutherland muir on September 10, 2009 at 7:55am
Hello all,Question . why do midgies never bite Scotsmen with kilts on.Answer. they cannot see in the dark.
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Cali Comment by Cali on January 11, 2009 at 3:40pm
*LOL* I bust out laughing still...every time I read it! Thank you for returning the smile! =)
Jann Muir ~ Guardian Clann Muir Comment by Jann Muir ~ Guardian Clann Muir on January 11, 2009 at 8:36am
Awsome psyke out. job...I love it!
Thank you for posting it.
Cali Comment by Cali on January 11, 2009 at 5:05am
This one's a little long but it's a hoot! Enjoy! =)

The Dog, Monkey and Leopard

Due to his owner's negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

Just then, the dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching leopard. Just as the jungle cat is about to leap, the dog loudly says, "My, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard slinks away. "Boy! That was close," thought the leopard, "that dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a mischievous monkey had observed the entire scene, and decided to cause trouble for the dog, while getting on the good side of the leopard as well. The monkey ran off after the leopard, to tell him what really happened.

The dog saw the monkey dash off, and follows him from behind. Upon hearing the monkey spill the beans to the leopard, the dog thinking fast, races back to the pile of bones.

At the same time, the leopard has decided to take care of the dog once and for all. The monkey chuckling to himself hops on the leopard's back, to watch the demise of the doomed dog. As the leopard approaches, he can hear the dog talking to himself: "Where's that lazy monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago for another leopard, and he's still not back!"

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ElectricScotland

Scottish Life and Character

A new book we're starting by William Harvey published in 1911.

Writings of Albert Morris

Article 67 - Television dispels fears that history was becoming a thing of the past.

Scotland's Story

Chapter X. MacBeth - How the Thane of Fife went to England.

The United States of America: A History

CHAPTER V. BUNKER HILL.

In the days of the Red River Rebellion

Chapter IX. - An autumn hunt—.Spirit of the pioneer—My friend Susa gets a bath—Our camp entered by a war party—My brother David's pluck—Best meat in the world—Homeward with loaded carts—We get serious word from the Mission—Father and sisters down with smallpox—A camp of the dead—Arrive at the Mission—Find father recovering—Strict quarantine Into an ice-hole----Narrow escape from drowning—Mother's heroism in fighting the scourge.

Kennethcrook: Some sketches of village life

We have now completed this book with all the remaining chapters.

Electric Scotland gets a write up

The "Discover my Past Scotland" online magazine did an article on Electric Scotland and they kindly sent me a pdf of the article which I've added to the foot of our press cuttings page.

Writings of Albert Morris

Article 66 - Polishing sparkling platitudes and repartee.

Scotland's Story

Chapter IX. MacBeth—The Murder of Banquo.

The United States of America: A History

CHAPTER IV. AMERICA ON THE EVE OF THE REVOLUTION.

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