Tickle My Funny Bone

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Comment by david sutherland muir on September 10, 2009 at 7:55am

Hello all,Question . why do midgies never bite Scotsmen with kilts on.Answer. they cannot see in the dark.
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Comment by Cali on January 11, 2009 at 3:40pm

*LOL* I bust out laughing still...every time I read it! Thank you for returning the smile! =)

Comment by Jann Muir ~ Guardian Clann Muir on January 11, 2009 at 8:36am

Awsome psyke out. job...I love it!
Thank you for posting it.

Comment by Cali on January 11, 2009 at 5:05am

This one's a little long but it's a hoot! Enjoy! =)

The Dog, Monkey and Leopard

Due to his owner's negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

Just then, the dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching leopard. Just as the jungle cat is about to leap, the dog loudly says, "My, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard slinks away. "Boy! That was close," thought the leopard, "that dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a mischievous monkey had observed the entire scene, and decided to cause trouble for the dog, while getting on the good side of the leopard as well. The monkey ran off after the leopard, to tell him what really happened.

The dog saw the monkey dash off, and follows him from behind. Upon hearing the monkey spill the beans to the leopard, the dog thinking fast, races back to the pile of bones.

At the same time, the leopard has decided to take care of the dog once and for all. The monkey chuckling to himself hops on the leopard's back, to watch the demise of the doomed dog. As the leopard approaches, he can hear the dog talking to himself: "Where's that lazy monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago for another leopard, and he's still not back!"

=D