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Comment by david sutherland muir on September 10, 2009 at 7:55am -
Hello all,Question . why do midgies never bite Scotsmen with kilts on.Answer. they cannot see in the dark.
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Comment by Cali on January 11, 2009 at 3:40pm - *LOL* I bust out laughing still...every time I read it! Thank you for returning the smile! =)
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Comment by Jann Muir ~ Guardian Clann Muir on January 11, 2009 at 8:36am -
Awsome psyke out. job...I love it!
Thank you for posting it.
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Comment by Cali on January 11, 2009 at 5:05am
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This one's a little long but it's a hoot! Enjoy! =)
The Dog, Monkey and Leopard
Due to his owner's negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
Just then, the dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching leopard. Just as the jungle cat is about to leap, the dog loudly says, "My, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard slinks away. "Boy! That was close," thought the leopard, "that dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a mischievous monkey had observed the entire scene, and decided to cause trouble for the dog, while getting on the good side of the leopard as well. The monkey ran off after the leopard, to tell him what really happened.
The dog saw the monkey dash off, and follows him from behind. Upon hearing the monkey spill the beans to the leopard, the dog thinking fast, races back to the pile of bones.
At the same time, the leopard has decided to take care of the dog once and for all. The monkey chuckling to himself hops on the leopard's back, to watch the demise of the doomed dog. As the leopard approaches, he can hear the dog talking to himself: "Where's that lazy monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago for another leopard, and he's still not back!"
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Another song from John's collection of Scottish Songs.Writings of Albert Morris
Article 58 - Best suited to blend tastefully into the broad cloth of civilisation.Scotland's Story
A History of Scotland for Boys and Girls By H. E. Marshall and we have the first chapter up with a chapter a day to come.The United States of America: A History
CHAPTER VIII. NEW YORK.Pathfinding on Plain and Prairie
Chapter XXVII. - Father pushes on for home in advance—Hard times for the "tenderfeet "—A plunge into icy water—My brother David gallops into camp—His high spirits prove infectious—Kindness of the Hudson's Bay Company—Oxen sent to help us in to Victoria—A mutinous camp-follower—My threat of a sound thrashing subdues the mutineer—Our long journey is ended—Adieu to my readers. And this completes this book.Writings of Albert Morris
Article 57 - I'm happy to let students rejoice riotously, but not in my backyard.The United States of America: A History
CHAPTER VII. THE INDIANS.Reminiscences of Dollar
Appendix to the Second Edition - Great Flood in 1883—Contemplated Railway to the Top of Ben Cleugh—The Mysterious 'Foundling' of Gateside, Dollar—A Correction. And this now completes this book.Pathfinding on Plain and Prairie
Chapter XXVI. - Another visit to Victoria—Fall in with a war party of Kootenays and Flatheads—Sanison and I go moose- hunting —A Sabbath afternoon experience—A band of moose enjoy Sabbath immunity—I start out to meet father returning from the East—The glorious Saskatchewan Valley—Call at Fort Pitt —Equinoctial storms—Entertained by a French half-breed family—Meet Mr. Hardisty and one of my sisters - Camp-fire chat—Meeting with father—Rev. Peter Campbell and others with his party—Father relates his experience in the East—Rev. Geo. Young sent to Red River Settlement and Rev. E. R. Young to Norway House.Easy Sandwich Bread
This must be the easiest bread recipe I've ever come across and I intend to have a go at it and thought I'd also add it to our own recipe page.Badge
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